The Venus Project: Your Description has been Fixed

The Venus Project presents a bold, new direction for humanity that entails nothing less than the total redesign of our culture. There are many people today who are concerned with the serious problems that face our modern society: unemployment, violent crime, replacement of humans by technology, over-population and a decline in the Earth's ecosystems. As you will see, The Venus Project is dedicated to confronting all of these problems by actively engaging in the research, development, and application of workable solutions.

The Venus Project represents a new generation of passionately decerebrated activists committed to the use of sweeping generalizations about the boogeyman and his cohorts, as well as the uniform distribution of stupidities digestable by today's neediest directionless youth. There are many people in many countries who have recently discovered the complexity of bipedal existence within the Earth's ecosystems. As you will see, The Venus Project has no idea what such complexities entail, but is steadfastly dedicated to collecting funds and mindless comments in the pursuit of making life as sterile as possible.

2 Responses to “The Venus Project: Your Description has been Fixed”

  1. maman says:

    huh?

  2. han says:

    "Gee, what an accurate rephrasing! I've pissed myself in gleeful recognition."

    There, I fixed your comment, too. :D

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