Unsystematized Exploration, Tropical Ed. No. Whichever

January 17th, 2018

I got a parking ticket today, the first traffic-y citation-y article I've ever earned. It was won adjacent the Torre Mercedes (a squat psuedo-tower a block away from the ~1.2x tall "Tallest Building in Costa Rica" housing a monstrous 70s fascism-style stairway/fountain/grim reflection point, plus a few regional business headquarters), for the infraction of not having paid the unstated parking fee to the not-present-while-parking parking attendant. The damage comes to 7800 colones, or about $16, or about twice as much as the actual parking fee would've likely been. Alternatively, the cost of a goodly amount of local bacon for the pits, now on strike 'til the next lamb stew is made.

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It might not be much of a parking ticket, but it's mine.

Other recent finds include the Templo de Servicios Sanitarios, an apparent hangout amongst the peaecekeepers:

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The world's bearingest papayaness tree, in someone's front yard:

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And that most venerable of university institutions, Tesis Kike:

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Here's one for Stan:

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And what looks to be some sort of Trinque refueling station:

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And if the locals ain't got whatcha want, why, you can always hire one to do some rearrangin':

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With a lopped-off limb and a life of utter decrepitude:

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How is a clever young man to make his way? Why, by matriculating in the general direction of that Windows 7 cake shop what they got o'er in Barrio Mexico.

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The real puzzler is, what'd be best carried in the following conveyance?

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Acquariums? Christmas lights? Or perhaps a new product line from

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I'll leave these things to the philosophers; meanwhile, it's time to load the Illegal Parker again and head to fairer margins:

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